I just want a giant slab of chocolate...

This happens very rarely but I want chocolate. Now. In my mouth. Like a 500g bar of Dairy Milk. I really don't want:

	Pencil shaped crunchy things dipped in chocolate even if they are labelled "Men's chocolate" - that sounds even worse and now I have an image of how they might make them. Thanks. Strawberry or banana or green tea flavoured (tainted) chocolate! Stealth-health bars of puffed rice wrapped in chocolate so that you can't just scrape the chocolate off neither. Fifty teeny weeny little bits of chocolate individually wrapped in gold foil - too much reverse Origami and it's not nice next day when you give up and just eat them wrapper and all anyway. An aero in a box that looks promising with the "double" designation but when picked up weighs about 10 grams and prodding the box confims my suspicion that they've only put the air bubbles and not the chocolate in the box. I just wanted a big solid slab of chocolate to stuff into my face! Japan is a beautiful place but sometimes it's just so friggin hard... :-(